History of Pineapplenuks
Pineapplenuks, a land shrouded in mystery and despair, has long been a thorn in the side of sailors and pirates alike. Its shores are treacherous, its waters are unpredictable, and its pineapples are, well, not actually pineapples.
- Founded in 1492 by a group of lost souls who mistook a map for a recipe
- Known for its "Pineapple-Flavored Sorrow" - a local specialty that'll drive you mad
- Last known contact with the outside world: a faint whisper of "help" from a castaway
Pineapplenuks Today
Pineapplenuks remains a place of mystery, where the pineapples grow as big as houses and the sun never sets. The locals, known as "Pineapplenuksians," are a hardy bunch, but even they won't tell you where the exit is.
- Population: approximately 47,000 and counting (or not)
- Main industry: Pineapple-themed tourism (just kidding, it's just pineapples)
- Language: "Pineapplenuksian" (a language that's a mix of desperation and confusion)
Pineapplenuksian Cuisine
Pineapplenuksian cuisine is a unique blend of flavors and despair. Try the "Pineapple-Flavored Regret" or the "Sorrowful Soup" - but don't say we didn't warn you.
- Pineapple-Flavored Regret: a dish so bad it'll make you cry
- Sorrowful Soup: a soup so sad it'll make you question life choices